@jeffro256
I think its pretty clear at this point you're acting in bad faith, but for anyone who actually wants to know, I'll address your opposition.
Why does this hypothetical Monero-ending boogeyman draw the line in the sand in asking for key images?
It doesn't. You really ought to just use Bitcoin, there's simply no need for Monero I guess. Any suggestion that someone could want to control the money, well that's just a boogyman.
It knows exactly which outputs to request key images for, and can apparently control everything you do...
It can't control everything. It can't get your private keys, for example. It can very easily get your view keys, through coercion.
Why doesn't it ask for key images?
The current implimentation is essentially nonfunctional. See @GamingResearchLab 's post for example.
What is so magical in this hypothetical threat model about key images?
Nothing magical. The new implimentation of view-keys introduces an attack that was not present before.
Please enlighten me.
You don't have ears to hear.
OVKs are useful for fetching key image information without interaction, which is what makes the UX for cold wallets and multisig wallets so much better.
And is also the feature that allows this new, very obvious and patently inevitable, attack.
But this boogeyman operates with interaction (it asks all users for IVKs), then monitors them.
Yes, it does something with the new implimentation that was not possible with the old implimentation.
And apparently everyone in this scenario also never makes a new wallet
Many do. The vast majority of users (speculators and low-information users) don't.
so what exactly is preventing the boogyman from asking for key images?
The current implimentation does not allow the attack that is proposed with the new implimentation.
Incorrect. Please lookup information about the FCMP++ upgrade. This whole hullabaloo is a non-issue for people who don't willingly give up their private key material.
Yoh clearly don't understand the threat, or the tech. It is IMPOSSSIBLE to develop privacy coin that, when an adversary has access to enough information about users wallets, can maintain privacy. When view-keys povide the functionality that the new view keys provide, it is inevitable that a multitrillion dollar organization with a record of trying to squash alternative currencies will use them as an attack vector.
I mean, people can try to maintain a dual "clean"/"unclean" system, but I think that it would be pretty leaky in practice.
They have trillions of dollars, multigigawatt datacenters, millions of employees, and the law. They are not going to have a problem.